I just got totally swarmed by 20 officers asking me the same questions
over and over again and telling me things like "two words sir: better
planning" and "why does this document say "'lifelong kindergarten!!!'"
and then 8 different people opening every pocket and every gizmo and
making sure to pat down my butt 4 different times. Apparently some
common electronics tinkering devices have chemicals in common with
bombs now according to their chemical swipes.